This treasured keepsake contains the necessary provisions for any fellow to shower like a grown man. BONUS: no loofah required. Dimensions: 2” D x 7” D x 9.5” HMade in United States of America

THICK HIGH-VISCOSITY BODY WASH This isn't the weak, watered-down, flower-scented body wash your teenage neighbor uses. This is premium, high-viscosity, exfoliating shower soap designed for hard-working men. Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and...

SOLID COLOGNE When you don’t want to smell like you were attacked by the perfume lady at the mall, Duke Cannon’s Solid Cologne is a solid option. Premium, power scents that are perfect for business...

The Pulitzer Prize for Hair is not a thing, but if it were, you'd be looking at it right now. Duke Cannon's News Anchor 2-in-1 Hair Wash is formulated with premium ingredients to clean and condition the...

Every damn day, people look at your face. So it’s best to take care of it, every damn day. Duke Cannon’s Standard Issue 2-in-1 SPF Face Lotion helps you increase your face value for the present and...

BIG ASS BRICK OF SOAP It's not so big that it beeps when it backs up, but it's big. The Big Ass Brick of Soap is modeled after the rough cut, "brick" style of soap...